What's the point of spending years of your life training to be a doctor when it's so easy to practice medicine illegally in backstreets? Give Amateur Surgeon a try and you'll suddenly realize how fun and easy it is to be a doctor. You play the role of Alan Probe, a pizza delivery guy who stumbles into the world of backstreet medicine. Your task in Amateur Surgeon is to perform surgery on a variety of patients two in this light version, but more than 30 in the full game using whatever tools you have to hand. So you'll find yourself opening chest cavities with pizza cutters, using salad tongs to make extractions, then patching up the wound again with a stapler.
This page contains details about major plot points of the Amateur Surgeon series. Continue reading only if you're okay with reading spoilers. Amateur Surgeon Theme. Amateur Surgeon is a surgery simulation game.
Amateur Surgeon 4 offers even more madness and absurdity with new patients to perform ill-advised and ill-equipped surgery on, and with new partners in medical malpractice to boot. The doctor is in. Tap and swipe to operate on a variety of patients — from people to animals to robots — using a variety of household tools — including a lighter, a stapler, and of course, a pizza cutter. The game boasts more than levels of tool-to-patient action. Partners in crime.
Our goal is for Newgrounds to be ad free for everyone! Become a Supporter today and help make this dream a reality! This is our game, Amateur Surgeon. Where you perform complex medical procedures on shady individuals with everyday household tools in an impromptu back-alley operating room. Make incisions with your pizza cutter, remove debris with salad tongs, stitch 'em up with a stapler--you get the idea.